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Costa Shocker
This year, for reasons still unknown, I decided to
take my annual sojourn to Spain's Costa Blanca in time to miss the last two
weeks of the cricket season. Not the greatest piece of planning on my part I
accept, but with a healthy lead under our belts I was quietly confident of
triumphantly raising a glass of bubbly from afar. Devoid of any
telecommunications device I remained calm and collected and, courtesy of my
host, logged onto Nigel Stockley's trusty League website. With our game in hand
rained off the day before, 'Title race goes to the last weekend' was not a
headline I was hoping to see.
Never mind, just one win on the final weekend and
it's all over. The following Saturday I duly found myself in one of the Costa
Blanca's many British owned hostelries. I don't believe for a minute that I fit
the profile of a typical British tourist, however I must admit the Costa Blanca
has a knack of squeezing me dry of any semblance of local culture. Paella,
Sangria and Flamenco soon capitulated in the wake of Sky Sports, Sun Newspapers
and Soap Operas.
Luckily the bar I was in had an internet terminal.
At 10.30pm (9.30 UK time), after a tense couple of hours, I made my way, Euro in
hand, to the Internet Zone, only to find that I had been beaten to it by a
spotty youth engrossed in his Face Book site. A quick glance over his shoulder
and my suspicions were to be confirmed; this was no brain surgeon. The perfectly
acceptable word 'for' was being routinely substituted for a '4' and so on and so
forth. I gave it another half hour only to find the oily tic had not moved. In
fairness to him, my polite request for a quick check of the League Website was
met with an equally polite answer in the affirmative. 'Hassy slip up again' was
all the information I needed.
On the final Sunday I could stand the tension no
longer and, using my host's land line, phoned the club in the early evening. I
was soon put out of my misery by Big Al who informed me that we had been stuffed
and that Accy looked like winning. I know it's only a game and there are a lot
more serious things happening in the world, but 'gutted' did feel an appropriate
place to be for a while.
Thankfully my melancholy state didn't last for too
long (about a pint of Estrella lager actually) before my thoughts turned to a
story about George Best. Long after his playing career, he is reported to have
been staying in the penthouse suite of a top London hotel. A Room Service waiter
arrived to find George in bed sipping champagne, scattered over the floor were
several thousand pounds won at the casino the night before and in the shower at
the time was Mary Stavin, the then current Miss World. The waiter is then
famously said; 'George, where did it all go wrong?'
And that is my view on the season. Go wrong? We
embarked on a roller coaster journey and gave ourselves a fantastic chance,
against all the odds, to win a league nobody gave us a prayer of winning. The
fact that we failed at the final hurdle is a bitter pill to swallow but we have
still had an unbelievable year. Just remember that 12 other clubs would happily
have swapped places and lifted the Holland Cup.
Well done lads!
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